WRITTEN BY: AM

wah chio leh. you guys don't just read, can or not? comment also lah. show your support and pass the love. pass it to your friends,your family your neighbours and your fellow ahlian schoolmates. Let them discover something new about themselves. So far i opened this blog for only a day and i've got 52 hits! not bad not bad. It shows that you people bother to check out cool links i've posted on facebook. I know you are waiting for some juiciest stuff from ahlians. Well let me recall if theres any story told to me about ahlians. *thinking in process*
Oh yes ! that's right now i remember. You know, ahlians are like disease, it's worse than h1n1 or SARS,it spread faster than anything else. 1 in 3 out of your friends might already have some sort of ahlian symptoms. Hmm... better be careful.

There was one time when i was out with my friends. I still remember it was new year's eve. Yeah, we want to go countdown!! It was then ah lian spoilt my mood. My friend suggested to meet her friend awhile and catch up ( of course my friend isn't an ahlian!) but you know everyone has all types of friends. Even you can't deny you have at least 1 xiaopinkiie xiaocuttie xiaojiajia as your friend right? DON'T LOOK AWAY! I KNOW YOU HAVE !!! AHAHA!
Well, then i saw her friend. Omg. Her face is already Ahlian, don't even have to look at the body. She looks at me up and down and i don't even bother to look at her. I just hurried my friend and told her to " talk quicky and let's go". That ahlian was probably wearing a 3 dollar spagetti top from far east, a 8 dollar black skirt from bugis street, and layers and layers of thick makeup probably from maybelline or silkygirl. If you realise, ahlians thesedays are upgrading themselves ok!! they don't use what maybelline already hor. They are getting into the trend of Dior , Chanel foundations and even eyeing gucci and louis vuitton bag. How sweet. Since ahlians upgraded themselves, shouldent we upgrade ourselves and start using hermes bag and pamper ourselves with all the luxourious goods? Yes, we should. Ahlians are following trends!!! Anyway back to that ahlian whom i saw. Yeah, and she was probably wearing some heels or flats from mphosis? well correct me if im wrong. Well, i didn't realise she was BUAYSONG with me until afew days later my friend told me that ahlian friend of hers wasn't too happy when she sees me. Yeah i know cos i so much high class than her. Can't Help It.

It was until a few days ago my friend told me that her ahlian friend actually asked my friend " your friend see me not happy is it?" Yes! it's relatively and absolutely true! I don't like ahlians and she happened to fall into that category should i act like I LIKE HER? no way. So my friend told her "yeah she doesnt like you" and that ahlian continue asking why and such . Comeon, she don't have to dig for an answer the answer is in the mirror!! yes. she will go and look at the mirror and there she goes, the answer she had been waiting to hear..
Anyway that ahlian has a blog and im a very frequent reader.Comeon, im not a fan. Sometimes you know, you don't need gag tv to crack you up but you can simply favourite a few ahlians blog, go in and laugh at how they take photos. Man, im sure that would entertain you more than enough.

So her blog is interesting,she tells people about her recent buys, her new perfume or her new gucci bag. Ok, ahlians also like to show off right. Not easy for them to buy a gucci bag you know!!
and she likes taking a picture with herself taking a ciggarette inbetween her fingers. WHY!! why show people you smoke? you want people to think " oh she's so cool. she's a smoker.wow" what's so cool about taking a photo with a ciggarette inbetween your fingers. If you want to read you have to request for it. Leave a comment or message or whatsoever. AHLIAN BLOG LEH, YOU THINK LET YOU ACCESS IT SO EASILY AH. you must be an ahlian hater or something to appreciate her blog. Know anot?

Anyway , i will be heading off to the airport in a shortwhile. I will try to blog while im abroad. Don't miss me too much. I will update with the most juiciest gossip about our national's disgrace. So long.

XIAO JIAWEN

Alright, let me start off with a very ridiculous experience with an ahlian from my school.I would only reveal that ahlian's "so-called" nickname.

She calls herself "xiaojiawen" and she had this initial written on her shoulder bag as well.
Like WTF? who the hell would take a permanent marker and write "xiiaojiawen" on their bag?
Let everyone in the frigging world know that they are some kind of ahlian? I don't know why the hell would ahlians write a "xiao" or "xiiao" or whatever infront of their real names.
Are they trying to send a message to the public that they are actually small in size or they are still small in their mind. Immature dumb idiots. I mean, come on,there's no better phrase to describe these idiots.

Alright, let's go back to that xiaojiawen girl. She's probably around 14?15?I DON'T KNOW SHE LOOKS LIKE 12 TO ME. Alright, why would i ever bump into an ahlian in my school? well, i mean she's not suppose to blend well in this school . The first time i ever seen her was also the first time she DIAO me WORHZx. Do you think i actually have so much time to bother about who's staring at me and what's not. I was at the school bus stop waiting for my bus to come when these two girls came and stood right infront of me maybe like 2cm directly infront of me. If she swings her head maybe her hair could slap me right in the face. So i was thinking to myself "what the hell are these girls doing here? why are they staring so close to me". It was then i saw "xiiaojiawen" written on her bag. Remember? Ahlians like to call themselves "xiao"-something. yeah so i thought to myself "sure enough this must be another typical ahlian from singapore." I couldn't be bothered much about it.

She keeps staring at me and i was thinking to myself, " do i even know this single eyelid skinny little mysterious twit?" Well, definitely not. The next day i had PE lesson and the little ahlian was also having her PE lesson! she was sitting directly opposite me! She stared at me again and whispered something to her friend sitting beside her. It must be the usual gossip of girls whom they are jealous of. Well, maybe they were just jealous about me i thought. (im not self praising over here).

I was really curious. Why do these girls want to look and stare at me like im some kind of god or something? I went over and asked this boy from my class "do you know that xiiaojiawen girl?"
and he said something like "oh yeah,she's ahlian she's from Ang soon tong" . Huh? who the hell cares whether she's an lian or she's from ang soon tong or what crap. Holy shit. Comeon, she chup what gang? Does anyone actually cares? call her gan jie gan kor or what gan pa gan mama all the god brother,sister,mother,father great grandmother i also don't care. Ahlian chup gangs, what do we chup? We chup the police!!! Duh, it's like, useless. Call your whole god family or you ahlian gang members or your gang leader with tattoos all over his body does not scare me. Once this little ahlian come and confront me, what will i do? Call the police la! so easy.
i was thinking the moment she starts disturbing me in a way or other,i would go to the nearest police station make report already. HAhaHA! She is so small and thin i mean even if she wants to fight me i could easily crush her bones or something.

here are some facts i found out about this ahlian:
1) she's retained in secondary 2 because she is so dumb !!
2) she is from normal academic. ( how can she even fail secondary 2 normal(A) promotion exam)
3) she's from ang soon tong
4) she has don't know how many gang member friends ( you think i scare ah?)
5) she has the typical ahlian look that other 1,000,000 other ahlian possesses that i had to look at her for at least 1 minute to figure out she is actually that "xiaojiawen" instead of "xiaopiggy", "xiaopurple" or "xiaoahlian" AHAHHA well, im very sure there's a handful of other ahlians in the school with similar features.

Alright, where did we stop? Oh yes, I could easily crush her bones!
A day or two after the PE lesson, i noticed someone who looks like her standing at the corner of the stairs. (look,i can't be certain it was her as there were many ahlians with the same look. Long fringle,side parting, tie their hair superhigh, single eyelids,loud boorish behaviour.) so i just ignored and looked away. It was then afew minutes later my friend pointed out to me the ahlian was telling her friend that i was staring at her and she very "BUAYSONG" with me. So i went to find her ahlian friend and tell her friend " who does she think she is? why would people want to stare at her"

These ahlians think that they are so pretty, so highclass, only people stare at them,they don't stare at people.Who wants to stare at their flat chest! godness gracious me.
Very typical ahlian behaviour. They were the ones who stare at people they are not happy with and so ironically,they accused others of staring at them. What a joke!

P.S: im not that young. im at least afew years older than her.

Hello. Wow a new creation! This blog is specially dedicated to our dearest fellow ahlians from all over Singapore. I hope you readers,friends,whatever would help to promote this blog to your peers and hopefully to the Ahlians as well. Why do we hate ahlians so much? well, it isn't our fault. They choose to put themselves in that position by degrading themselves through their actions. I could not imagine why would one choose to stoop to such level and make everyone in this society hate them. Nevertheless, i had tried to ignore them as much as i could but they seem to love me so much by staring at me all the time, worshipping me as if im their "tao" ( leader of the gang). Should i feel honorable for getting such attention from them?

Well, what makes me want to start this blog? I don't know. Probably because i am no longer tolerant of those Ah Lians in my school and everywhere else. I don't even think they deserve any attention from me. However, i am here for a purpose, not for promoting them like some kind of product.


They're just simply disgusting,eww, dogs of their "tao" always following them or whatever instructions that are given to them so as to get their protections in return. Their "tao" are older then them but yet not mature at all. Ahlians think that everything can be resolve by fighting,but too bad,it doesn't. I hope that those ahlians would fight their way to failures in life,and that is a fact.

This is the birth of the EFF THE AHLIANS BLOG
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