Wednesday, August 12, 2009

XIAO JIAWEN

Alright, let me start off with a very ridiculous experience with an ahlian from my school.I would only reveal that ahlian's "so-called" nickname.
She calls herself "xiaojiawen" and she had this initial written on her shoulder bag as well.
Like WTF? who the hell would take a permanent marker and write "xiiaojiawen" on their bag?
Let everyone in the frigging world know that they are some kind of ahlian? I don't know why the hell would ahlians write a "xiao" or "xiiao" or whatever infront of their real names.
Are they trying to send a message to the public that they are actually small in size or they are still small in their mind. Immature dumb idiots. I mean, come on,there's no better phrase to describe these idiots.

Alright, let's go back to that xiaojiawen girl. She's probably around 14?15?I DON'T KNOW SHE LOOKS LIKE 12 TO ME. Alright, why would i ever bump into an ahlian in my school? well, i mean she's not suppose to blend well in this school . The first time i ever seen her was also the first time she DIAO me WORHZx. Do you think i actually have so much time to bother about who's staring at me and what's not. I was at the school bus stop waiting for my bus to come when these two girls came and stood right infront of me maybe like 2cm directly infront of me. If she swings her head maybe her hair could slap me right in the face. So i was thinking to myself "what the hell are these girls doing here? why are they staring so close to me". It was then i saw "xiiaojiawen" written on her bag. Remember? Ahlians like to call themselves "xiao"-something. yeah so i thought to myself "sure enough this must be another typical ahlian from singapore." I couldn't be bothered much about it.

She keeps staring at me and i was thinking to myself, " do i even know this single eyelid skinny little mysterious twit?" Well, definitely not. The next day i had PE lesson and the little ahlian was also having her PE lesson! she was sitting directly opposite me! She stared at me again and whispered something to her friend sitting beside her. It must be the usual gossip of girls whom they are jealous of. Well, maybe they were just jealous about me i thought. (im not self praising over here).

I was really curious. Why do these girls want to look and stare at me like im some kind of god or something? I went over and asked this boy from my class "do you know that xiiaojiawen girl?"
and he said something like "oh yeah,she's ahlian she's from Ang soon tong" . Huh? who the hell cares whether she's an lian or she's from ang soon tong or what crap. Holy shit. Comeon, she chup what gang? Does anyone actually cares? call her gan jie gan kor or what gan pa gan mama all the god brother,sister,mother,father great grandmother i also don't care. Ahlian chup gangs, what do we chup? We chup the police!!! Duh, it's like, useless. Call your whole god family or you ahlian gang members or your gang leader with tattoos all over his body does not scare me. Once this little ahlian come and confront me, what will i do? Call the police la! so easy.
i was thinking the moment she starts disturbing me in a way or other,i would go to the nearest police station make report already. HAhaHA! She is so small and thin i mean even if she wants to fight me i could easily crush her bones or something.

here are some facts i found out about this ahlian:
1) she's retained in secondary 2 because she is so dumb !!
2) she is from normal academic. ( how can she even fail secondary 2 normal(A) promotion exam)
3) she's from ang soon tong
4) she has don't know how many gang member friends ( you think i scare ah?)
5) she has the typical ahlian look that other 1,000,000 other ahlian possesses that i had to look at her for at least 1 minute to figure out she is actually that "xiaojiawen" instead of "xiaopiggy", "xiaopurple" or "xiaoahlian" AHAHHA well, im very sure there's a handful of other ahlians in the school with similar features.

Alright, where did we stop? Oh yes, I could easily crush her bones!
A day or two after the PE lesson, i noticed someone who looks like her standing at the corner of the stairs. (look,i can't be certain it was her as there were many ahlians with the same look. Long fringle,side parting, tie their hair superhigh, single eyelids,loud boorish behaviour.) so i just ignored and looked away. It was then afew minutes later my friend pointed out to me the ahlian was telling her friend that i was staring at her and she very "BUAYSONG" with me. So i went to find her ahlian friend and tell her friend " who does she think she is? why would people want to stare at her"

These ahlians think that they are so pretty, so highclass, only people stare at them,they don't stare at people.Who wants to stare at their flat chest! godness gracious me.
Very typical ahlian behaviour. They were the ones who stare at people they are not happy with and so ironically,they accused others of staring at them. What a joke!

P.S: im not that young. im at least afew years older than her.

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