Hear , hear .

WRITTEN BY: YY

Hello to those who's greatly appreciative of the blog's presence .
If you must know , i'm not the initial author *winks*
How's the juice so far ? Pretty interesting and forthright ?!

Eh eh .
It so makes you wanna barf when Ahlians get Luxury goods
and show it off , 'round and 'round till the piece's beat and torn .
And then , they're happy . Weird ? Uh-huh .

That's because they're afraid that none
will know that they're carrying genuine ones .
" Ni dong hor , wo mai zhe ge baobao hor ,
yi qian kuai leh , wapianq , xin tong lorhsxsx "
Get something within your ability then !
None wants to hear the story , on loop .

Worst to worst ,
they'll come to you and cling .
Begging you to get things they've eyed on !
Like " Mai gei wo lah , wo hui hen ai nisxsxsxsx de "
Uhm-mm .

When they gone on shopping trip ,
they'll tell you about the whole fuckin' trip ,
to an inch of its life or much thinner .
" Todai , we went ta shoppinq wib Blee blaa ,
wi saw dhish makeup horhhhx ....... "
I can continue in that language , not any second longer .

The climax of the whole entry , conversation etc :
the part where they tell you the price !
Eg - Bra : $79.90 , oooooh ,
now we know how much there is , underneath your clothes .
Haven't you know the cost of depreciation ?
By the end of month , your bra will be worth up to zero cents ,
maybe negative , spare me the calculation !
( I'm having maths ppr tomorrow ! )
That's the first item on board by the way .

Top : $39.90
Bottom : $49.90
* registers price written on the blog *


The only one page in magazine that's titled
" THINGS UNDER $100/$50 OR LESS "
Infringement of intellectual property .

Gosh , i haven't got all day .
Time's better spend on something yawn-inducing like
- Mathematics -